America's Sweetheart Taylor Swift may be untouchable back home in the States where the fat white folk live on their farms and work at K-Mart, but they don't play that shit over in Japan, home of Godzilla, the Yakuza, and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.
Some of you probably noticed that I've been M.I.A. for the past couple of weeks, and some of you were probably like "Who?". In a nutshell, both my laptop and my website broke at the same time, which was fucking annoying but didn't really surprise me (when it rains, it pours). My homegirl Zainab sorted the site out for me, but it took a while due to some unexpectedly difficult technical issues.