Nine Muses

Crappy Korean Media Publishes Crappy Girl Group Ranking, So I Made a Way Better One

Sports Chosun Girl Group Ranking Korea is obsessed with random rankings, surveys, and polls. Most of it's just inane shit that isn't worth reading ("So-and-so voted the celebrity people most likely want to read a bedtime story to"), but I get a kick out of popularity rankings. The downside is that most of them are usually biased or uninformed, like the new 2014 Girl Group Popularity Ranking that Sports Chosun published today.

Nine Muses’ IMPACT: Dal Shabet’s Back With “B.B.B. (Big Baby Baby)”

Dal Shabet BBB Feature If you've been following my K-pop posts for a while then you'll probably know that I'm a bit of a Dal Shabet stan. They're one of the strongest girl groups when it comes to concepts and music videos -- so much so that they're easily able to compensate for the occasional dud song ("Mr. Bang Bang," "Be Ambitious") solely with the silly grandeur of their typically over-the-top visuals.

The Mythological Nine Muses Return From Mount Olympus To Snatch Daft Punk’s Helmets With Heavenly New Hit “Glue”

Nine Muses Glue Feature I just can't with Nine Muses and their otherworldly perfection. The Supermodels of K-pop have released exactly eight proper singles since debuting with the infamous and legendary "No Playboy" back in 2010, and each one has been the kind siren song that could only be created by the musical Zeus known as Sweetune and performed by his mythological daughters, the Nine Muses. Even "Gun" and "Wild," which seemed a bit underwhelming at first, ended up becoming eternal classics after a week or two -- both still get about fifty plays per day through my Spotify app.