First of all, I must preface this review by stating that I really have no right to breathe the same air as Lady GaGa's latest single, "Applause." I'm just a lowly blogger who's completely unworthy of listening to Mother Monster's masterpiece, and as far as actually reviewing it goes ... fuhgeddaboudit! I mean, who the fuck do I think I am? I'm no music scholar, that's for sure. I'm lucky to even be alive after having the audacity to speak negatively about the David Bowie of our generation in the past. So, a sincere thank you to my Warholian Queen for not taking me out back and putting a bullet in my head like the mangy mutt that I am, for I know it is what I truly deserve, and that it is only through her divine grace that I can be a free bitch (baby) and voice my personal opinion on her beautimous art (pop).