Andy Warhol’s Buttplug Tops US iTunes With Christina Aguilera’s New Single
October 21, 2013 11:30 pm . Comments
Poor "Applause" couldn't top the US iTunes chart, but the reverse buttsexolian experience known as "DO WHATCHA WANT WITH MAH BAH-DEH!" is currently sitting pretty at No. 1.
Slaying with just a promo single! Yass Gaga, YASSS!Read More →
All Lady Gaga Wants Is For You To “Do What U Want” With Her Body
October 21, 2013 5:24 am . Comments
Fresh from her latest calculated Twitter meltdown to #promote ARTPOP, Lady Gaga --artiste, walking Warholian experience, and human Kunst-- has released an R&B song with R. Kelly called "Do What U Want." But just so you know, she isn't bandwagoning or anything like that. Just because everyone else is reviving the '90s and doing R&B right now, doesn't mean that's what Gaga's doing. She doesn't write music for "the charts," okay?
Now that my required Gaga shade is out of the way, let me start stanning for this epic urban #banger.Read More →
Lady Gaga Releases 11 Seconds of ‘ARTPOP’ Heaven With “G.U.Y.” Snippet
October 15, 2013 1:04 am . Comments
What is happening? What is life? How is that Lady Gaga --who just a year ago was the most overrated and unlikeable pop star on the planet (after Beyonce)-- is mercilessly destroying all my faves with her ARTPOP era?
The woman who effortlessly pushed a giant blue wrecking ball out of her meaty Kunst has just dropped a new 11-second ARTPOP snippet of a song called "G.U.Y.," and it's soooo good.Read More →
Lady Gaga Releases “Aura” Lyric Video, Continues Slaying With Perfect ‘ARTPOP’ Era
October 10, 2013 2:33 am . Comments
I'm still completely shell-shocked by the fact that I'm actually in love with Lady Gaga's ARTPOP era so far. What I thought would be one of the lamest pop records of the year is turning out to be one of the best, and I'm enjoying every fucking minute of it. That's the MIRACLE of ARTPOP for ya.Read More →
Britney Spears’ “Work Bitch” Copies “Applause” By Flopping on iTunes
September 19, 2013 12:36 am . Comments
Just so we're clear, we all laughed at Lady Gaga when she couldn't get No. 1 on iTunes because of Katy Perry, right? Okay, good. I just wanted to get that out of the way before proceeding with this.Read More →