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Crappy Korean Media Publishes Crappy Girl Group Ranking, So I Made a Way Better One

Sports Chosun Girl Group Ranking Korea is obsessed with random rankings, surveys, and polls. Most of it's just inane shit that isn't worth reading ("So-and-so voted the celebrity people most likely want to read a bedtime story to"), but I get a kick out of popularity rankings. The downside is that most of them are usually biased or uninformed, like the new 2014 Girl Group Popularity Ranking that Sports Chosun published today.

T-ara’s Eunjung Dances To Crayon Pop, Crayon Pop Beats The Crap Out Of Dal Shabet, Jewelry, and Chocolat

Crayon Pop 2013 "And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call its name CRAYON POP: for it shall save the people from their sins." -- Matthew 1:21 It's been a huge week for Crayon Pop. They've topped the Instiz iChart with "Bar Bar Bar," reached No. 3 on the Gaon chart (and could go higher when the new ranking is unveiled tomorrow), been compared to PSY by The Wall Street Journal, signed a global record deal with Sony Music, and were even featured on Australia's biggest news website in an article about their growing viral fame.