Is Solange Bullshitting Her Song Credits Just Like Her Thieving Sister Bey?
November 26, 2013 9:17 am . Comments
Since Bore-oncé's busy filming fifty thousand different music videos for her eternally-delayed comeback single/future flop, I've been left with no choice but to come for Solange's weave instead.Read More →
Shady Bitch Beyonce Plans To Release Her New Single The Day ‘Britney Jean’ Drops
October 16, 2013 8:57 am . Comments
The past few months have been so lovely and serene without any new Beyonce music to stink the place up. It was like a gift from the gods every time her big comeback project received another push back and delay (and there certainly were many). But unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, so I'm here to regretfully inform you all that Mrs. Sharter is almost ready to release her new single.Read More →
Avril Lavigne Is Now Coming First In The Race Of 2013′s Best Pop Diva Comebacks
August 21, 2013 1:02 am . Comments
How is Avril Lavigne flopping when her current era is the best thing she's done since Under My Skin? The music video for "Rock N Roll" is God. Fact.
Here's my current ranking of the major pop girls dropping new albums this year.Read More →
Beyonce Copies Narsha, Nicki, Ciara, and Victoria Beckham
August 19, 2013 6:46 am . Comments
After trying and failing to become the new Miley Cyrus with her soccer mama pixie cut, Beyonce has now turned her attention elsewhere in another one of her increasingly desperate attempts to remain relevant.Read More →
Beyonce Cuts Her Hair Short For Publicity, Becomes The Poor Man’s Miley Cyrus
August 8, 2013 6:35 am . Comments
As Katy, GaGa, RiRi, and Crayon Pop continue to outshine Beyonce, the Klown Bey's attempts at clinging to relevancy are becoming more and more desperate. Her latest stunt to stay in the headlines sees the serial leg spreader pulling a Miley Cyrus and cutting her hair short, then posting the photos on instagram so E! News will write about it.Read More →