‘Slumber Party’ shows Britney Spears as pop’s most static princess

The clip is strange to watch. Fans will scream on social media that Britney looks the hottest she has in years and proclaim that her famous armography is 'slaying,' and they'd be right. But then there's Britney, who looks eerily ageless, going through all the old motions like she never left 2004. It's the same thrusting, gyrating, and hairflips, the same genetically blessed male model love interest, the same robotic come hither stares to the camera.