Well, whaddaya know, K-pop’s two greatest girl groups just dropped their comeback teasers and I am living, dying, crying, shaking, and twirling.

Wonder Girls (who I am privately referring to as Wonder Band) have gone full blown Beyonce “Green Light” for the sexy teasers for their new album, Reboot.

I don’t know how to feel about this because I never envisioned the nation’s little sisters doing a sexy concept, but I like what I see.

All I need now is a shady tweet from Bible basher Sunye to make this era daebak.

Harlots who follow the sinful way of life and transgress against the Lord will be denied entry into His kingdom…

Drag them Sunye! (I’m pretending my fabricated tweet really happened.)

Brown Eyed Girls‘ rap monster Miryo also dropped a sexy teaser for her solo comeback, “Queen,” and just like all things BEG, it’s perfect.

The song was produced Rhymer, who did Jimin’s “Puss” and “GOD,” and it features Ga-In on the hook, so you know it’s gonna be an instant classic that will leave Iggy and Nicki crying with jealousy.

August is coming for wigs :'(

Check out the teasers below.

  • KingBeaArthur

    Thank the gods for August! Wonder Band are coming for wigs, souls, and erections.
    Can’t wait for Miryo x Ga-in too!!!

  • Why is 2015 being so good to us? Did you sell your soul to the devil Jacques?

    • I sacrificed RaNia to Satan

      • hahahahaha whaaaaa you should’ve sacrificed big bang

        • Never!!! BIGBANG slay. I’m still listening to Bae Bae all the time, and Loser sometimes. And Bang Bang Bang grew on me, although I haven’t listened to Sober or If You at all. This era BB’s songs got progressively worse.

          M = Fucking flawless legendary perfection some of the year’s best.

          A = Not bad but not great either. Also unoriginal.

          D = Garbage trash mess.

          E = ???

  • Grant Williams

    WG looks great.

    T-ARA also dropped their pics and it’s glorious, and clearly recycled from the Number Nine single cover, down to body positioning.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK4fZf4UMAAYaAV.jpg

    https://pop1gasa.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/309226.jpg

    What kind of flawless lazy queens? Copying themselves!

    • ICONIC

    • Apink butthole

      Qri’s leg is so fucking iconic

    • Quingg

      They all look foolish

  • Man, I am ready for WG since “Green Light” is one of my favorite songs and concepts from Beyonce.

    I thought BEG was having a comeback as a group? Maybe this is like a pre-release project. Either way it will more than likely be flawless.

  • yes yes… my imaginary lesbian poonana is ready for both of them

  • Leonardo Henrique

    i had to stop fingering myself to see this.
    it so fucking iconic
    WG could fist fuck me while myrio pissed on me
    living

  • Nana’s Disco Stick

    this, then Kween Miryo, then T-erminator. WHY IS AUGUST SO GOOD TO US?!

    all we need to pray for now is for an filthy rich old dude to fund AS’ comeback

  • Video is out for Miryo, I wasn’t really overwhelmed by it, but I’ll still listen. Her surgeon deserves a Nobel Prize or something. Also, WonderBand’s album teaser is out and RETRONOSTALGIA FEELZ.
    real Queen Cheetah will be coming to snatch wigs… have you seen her teasers?!?!