If you’ve ever wanted to know what it would feel like to have a beautiful angel make love to your ears, bareback and on GHB, then just listen to Jonghyun‘s new baby making jam, “Wouldn’t That Be Fine Too”.

SHINee’s shooting star has been releasing self-composed songs through his radio program, and while they’ve all been good so far, none of them have buckled my knees and caused me to scream “MY BODY IS READY!!!” at the top of my lungs like this one has.

One Hallyu translated the lyrics, and it’s about having sex in a car by the side of the road–which to closet queen Jonghyun means driving to a local cruising spot with Key and bringing JongKey back to life.


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