There’s a lot of tragic rookies that come and go without anybody ever knowing of their existence. It’s easy to slip through the cracks if 1thek doesn’t upload your MV or K2N doesn’t illegally post your music.

I would’ve completely missed out on discovering Baby Boo if they hadn’t popped up while I was searching for Blady performances for my “Oochie Walla Walla” post. When I stumbled upon this buried treasure, I wasn’t quite sure how to react to the live renditions of their debut single “Boo Boo Boo”–it was somewhere between absolute horror and sheer delight.

Uh, so where do I begin? Baby Boo is a group of thirsty Gangnam unnies in their twenties whose visuals and talent are lacking so much that their only option left was to debut in a girl group with a sexy adult baby concept. The oldest member is 26!

On top of the pedo bait concept, the Nokia 6110 production on “Boo Boo Boo” is so cheap that it sounds like a z-list idol single from 2011. I’m talking Swing Girls, INY budgets. They couldn’t even afford to complete a full MV, so they’ve just released a few hazy clips on YouTube that make the first season of RuPaul’s Drag Race look like a Michael Bay blockbuster by comparison.

“Boo Boo Boo” was actually released months ago, but it’s only now that Baby Boo could finally get on music programs. The waiting list is long for nugus.

Naturally, Baby Boo is now my new favourite girl group and officially the nation’s new little sisters. Fuck A Pink. Screw Lovelyz. They can both call me when they come up with a chorus as flawless as “I wanna teddy bear, a teddy teddy bear.”

I feel bad for all the top girl groups that are scheduled for summer comebacks. They’re all going to have to delay their shit until Fall or else that Baby Boo reign will engulf them faster than Seungri can throw a cum rag.

Slayby Boo!