CANCEL ALL YOUR COMEBACKS EVERYBODY AND MAKE WAY FOR THE ALMIGHTY STELLAR AKA THE NEW WONDER GIRLS!!!!!
Korea’s most elegant girl group STELLAR have just unexpectedly announced their new single “Fool” (or “Idiot” depending on which translation you use).
The single, produced once again by Sweetune, is described as a “hip-hop and soul jazz style song.”
STELLAR have also confirmed that they’ll “put down the sexy concept” this time to showcase a new image after causing a sexual revolution in Korea with their signature hit “Marionette.”
The beautiful angels are holding a mini-concert on the 9th of March to promote their return, and will start performing their new single on music programs beginning with next week’s episode of The Show.
They’ve dropped an MV teaser, which looks like KARA’s “STEP” meets TaeTiSeo and G.NA OMG.
I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I’m also kind of pissed! Because this comeback announcement has come out of nowhere just like “Mask” did, and we all know how “Mask” did on the charts. STELLAR should be pulling publicity stunts and courting controversy like they did with “Marionette.”
If “Fool” comes and goes unnoticed like “Mask” did, heads will roll. Seriously, I will make somebody pay. I will personally fly to Korea and gun down every staff member of STELLAR’s agency like I’m Jiyul in Dal Shabet’s “Hit U” MV.
You’ve been warned!