Corruption-dols G-Spot continued their unforgiving reign of terror this week by performing S Club 7’s hideous/flawless classic “Bring It All Back” at The Hands Motorsports Festival.

While their rookie rivals like CLC and SONAMOO have been flopping left, right, and center, G-Spot have used their shady connections to dominate the Korean entertainment industry with their sajaegi smash hit “Anal Bead” and a record-breaking appearance on Running Man.

Industry analysts have already predicted that G-Spot’s next comeback will surpass the Wonder Girls “Tell Me” craze and turn the group into an even bigger phenomenon than H.O.T. and TVXQ were at their respective peaks.

When Arcadey contacted G-Spot’s management to question the group over recent reports that they’ve received millions in funding from Kim Jong-un and used the North Korean military to strong-arm variety show PDs and digital music services into supporting them, G-Spot’s leader Sowon responded: “If you know what’s good for you you’ll shut the fuck up you pathetic piece of garbage. If not, then you might just find yourself thrown off the top floor of an apartment complex. Capiche?

Message received.

  • KingBeaArthur

    I really want to ignore them and continue to stan my babies CLC, but they used my weakness for S Club 7 against me!!! Damn you, G-Spot!

  • Would G-Spot’s fandom be called twats?

  • Marshmellow

    Wasn’t there 6 members?

    • Nope, you just miscounted!

      • Marshmellow

        oh lol oops

  • Sunny

    my cheesy childhood relived :’)

  • Db

    I bet you Jessica is the one behind this group’s success. She must be funneling the money she makes from her selfish fashion brand into buying digital copies of the superior Into The New World ripoff and paying PD’s for variety show appearances for these girls. She probably also paid to have two of the members get PS to look like her.

  • snailsong

    this was the first cd single i ever bought!!!!!! how did they know????? that aside, i love the update :)

  • Prada Noona

    I thought you were going to disappear for a few months with the “getting work done” message, but it turns out you were just updating the look of the website. The gradient colors are pretty and the new layout looks great. I especially like being able to listen to your Top 5 on the side. Nothing can go wrong with listening to Gain and Crayon Pop. I also see that G-Spot has manipulated your own chart by still being there more than two months after the song’s release.

  • Nicole Naeun