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With the exception of the incredible “What Are You Doing Today?,” Hello Venus’ music has never been anything more than just good, but I’ve gone from a fan to a stan since the group made their slutastic transformation with November’s ‘Sticky Sticky.’

It’s not like a Korean girl group adopting a sexy concept for attention is anything new, but Hello Penus have been so ride or die with it that you can’t help but be impressed by their desperation and sheer perseverance.

I thought ‘Sticky Sticky’ was as far as it would go before the group would switch back to their feminine girl next door style, but in the past month they’ve dropped porno dance practice videos, performed on stage in school girl fetish outfits and flesh-coloured bodysuits, and flooded their social media accounts with suggestive photos. It also helps that they’re one of K-pop’s most beautiful girl groups with an already established name and fanbase, allowing the Hello Venus ladies to stand against the nugu groups that strip for success and get nowhere doing it.

Of course, Hello Venus is just playing in the house that STELLAR built while failing to have STELLAR’s originality or the intelligence of their underrated meta-pop singles like “Mask” and “Marionette,” but the fact that they’re such failures just makes them more fun for me.

HV’s next attempt at stardom is to release a new adults-only digital single called “Wiggle Wiggle” in a bid to capitalize of the moderate viral success of their recent Jason DeRulo dance covers.

The MV teaser is crazy, revealing extreme close-ups of the members gyrating in booty shorts — all butt crack, camel toe, and twerking.

The only thing anywhere near as erotic is 4L’s “Move” teaser, which once again, was just a copy of STELLAR.

Turn your nose up at Hello Venus all you want, but you’ve gotta admire their dedication when so many other girl groups like FIESTAR and EXID didn’t have the balls to take their sexy turns all the way.

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  • meowmel

    a girl’s gotta eat Jacques

  • j d

    Missing Limes distinctive hair. Makes it more difficult to tell them apart when looking at their “backs”.

  • Guest

    This group has lost its unique and fresh appeal ever since those two members left. Now, they’re just another cheap group using sex to cell.

  • oneclearnight

    it’s a shame they’ve lost their identity since they joined fantagio. i could embrace the new sexy hv if the songs were as good as stellar’s [or fiestar’s/exid’s for that matter]. but sticky sticky was huge pile of shit. :/ even the choreo was awful.

    don’t have much hope for wiggle wiggle :(

    • i think that if you have high demands “sticky sticky” won’t work, but considering it sounds like a brave bros/AOA leftover it can grow on you perfectly fine.

      however, i tots agree with you that the choreography SUCKS! maybe that’s why i love listening to the single-album on my iphone but never cared shit to watch their performances and even threw up a little after seeing the dance practice with school-girl uniforms.

    • Db

      They were always part of Fantagio. They were a joint project with Pledis, but they backed out and took the two members signed under their company.

      • oneclearnight

        whoops i meant managed by fantagio.

  • BadB*tch

    im loving this clittastic transformation of Hello Venus

  • lol they can slut themselves all they want as long as the music is good. “sticky sticky” was a grower, but it was the filler “whisky” that got me going…

    i know nothing of the lyrics but whenever they reach to the chorus [WHISKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY] i see myself drunk korean style along with these girls. and if you want to win me over you better give me booze, so i’m sold to this erotic hello penus.

  • Db

    What Are You doing Today is the shit and the best thing Hello Venus have put their name to. Sticky Sticky has grown on me though. There’s no way to resist the catchiness of the oh oh’s during the chorus and the hypnotizing allure of the butt waving dance!

    Other than the MV’s visuals, I didn’t really find EXID’s Up&Down to be sexual at all. FIESTAR’s One More is the complete opposite. Totally suggestive lyrics, but tame visuals.

  • William Love

    i’m just glad yoo ara and yoonjo got the fuck out before they got this thirsty. i’m also amused how lime was like the second coming of jesus before and all of a sudden fantagio is content to let alice and the nugu member act like they’re main vocalists when lime literally sings them under the table. #sigh

    (also shoutout to yooyoung being the low budget spearmint rhino sexxx bomb your faves wish they were)

  • UncleFan

    I don’t care how bad this song is…. as long as Lime gets more lines :)

    • j d

      After her latest dye-job most forgot her existence. Pity.

  • Mattey

    Can we just admire Yooyoung’s Sexy Santa costume for a minute?