It turns out that those glorious rumours of a Jolin Tsai/Namie Amuro collaboration are true — and I’ve got the music video pictures to prove it!
According to Arama Japan, the collaboration of the century is titled “I’m Not Yours,” and the lyrics are a mix of Mandarin and English.
Jolin and Namie appear to be playing brothel madams (or at the very least bar hostesses) in the video, which is just the greatest thing ever.
“I’m Not Yours” will be included on Jolin’s new album, Play, which drops in a few days, so we should be able to hear it by the weekend.
My body is ready.