fergie la love
I’m a Fergie fan, but her music really isn’t that much more high-brow than will.i.am’s reprehensible discography. It’s just that we accept Fergie over will.u.STFU.already.please because she’s a cool and sexy female, while will.u.leave.britney.alone makes his shittiness too obvious by recording songs called “T.H.E.” and naming albums after hashtags.

Fergie’s new single, “L.A. Love (La La),” is the kind of idiotic hip-pop that makes “Fergalicious” look like “Stairway To Heaven.” Over the same DJ Mustard beat that the producer has been re-using since “Rack City,” Fergie lists names of random cities and occasionally interjects with mindless La La La-ing.

That’s it, and it’s really bad, but it’s also kind of good. DJ Mustard beats are still the shit no matter how many times you’ve heard them, and just the fact that Fergie Ferg is finally back after an eight-year hiatus is a lot of fun in itself. I think?

Anyway, we only have to endure “I.Q. Zero (Dum Dum)” for another week, then Gwen Stefani’s “Baby Don’t Lie” will be out and everything will be okay again.

  • KingBeaArthur

    Not really feeling it…which means it’ll be my jam in a week :l

    I’m just glad Fergie is back solo, with Gwen right behind her!

    • Everybody wins when they release music… Gwen the originator and Fergie the perfector….

  • Jafet Martinez Denegri

    Sounds a lot like 2 One of my girl Tinashe and that’s a good thing!

  • OMG is that the real cover? It looks awful! I’m like the biggest Little Fergonster (?) ever (at least here), but I’m slightly (?) disappointed by this comeback so far. It’s still not as bad as that shit she released with Pitbull 2 years ago that no one noticed (thank Nana), but if the rest of the album is like this, I’m going to stick to my yellow singers.

    • Oh, by the way, is Gwen releasing her single next week already? Yes please!
      And I read somewhere that Fergie says Barcelona somewhere in the song but… I didn’t catch it. Oh, probably not because she says Ibiza, so… xD

      • Darwin

        I heard “ESPAÑA”

        • I know that, but I read she also says Barcelona, but I guess she doesn’t.

  • Marsizzle

    When you post Western stuff you give me LYFE!

    • Yeah I might start doing it again. I’m thinking of going back to doing a mix and updating more regularly again. If only to drag all the bad Western stuff!

      • 364Leinad

        YAASSSSSSSS!

      • Marsizzle

        I just miss the epic, tragic and often just Lacefront Baby! What’s worse is I think you STAN for Fergie (solo). So the backhandedness of this post is EVERYTHING. Keep em comin!

  • lives4music

    If this is the kind of crap Fergie is going to release she should have stayed retired. Not feeling it at all.

  • I love it… Get it Fergie Ferg!