beyonce songwriting
I thought that when I stopped blogging here full time that I’d never do another one of my iconic and now legendary Beyawncé take down pieces, but I guess some things just never change. My disdain for the world’s only singing and dancing bidet will always live on somewhere deep in my heart, just as Bidet will continue lying and being the total phony fraud that she always has been.

The latest fearless truth purveyor to publicly rebel against ‘The Beloved Mistress of the Toilet Bowl’ (or whatever the fuck Oprah called her) is songwriter Linda Perry — who actually is a songwriter, and doesn’t just pretend to be one like Bidet does.

Perry effortlessly dragged Bidet in one of those question and answer thingies for Reddit, reiterating something that we’ve been hearing for the past ten years: Yawncé is no songwriter, she’s a liar, and she knows it.

Linda, how do you feel about Beyonce changing one word on a song and getting writing credit. Does that bother you as a songwriter?

“Well hahaha um thats not songwriting but some of these artists believe if it wasnt for them your song would never get out there so they take a cut just because they are who they are. but everyone knows the real truth even Beyonce. She is talented but in a completely different way.”

You would actually think that by this point people would stop bringing up Bidet’s fake songwriting and would focus on her other faults instead —like her enormous ego, hypocrisy, and the phony feminism crap she uses to market herself to the basic bitches of the world–, but I guess since she’s made her faux artistry such a huge part of her brand it’s hard for people to let go of the issue.

Anyway, I’m done for now. But let me just say that I am well aware that Beyonce has a very successful tour/perfume/whatever and that her last album of watered-down-for-radio Weeknd b-sides sold a lot of copies, so you delusional Beytards don’t need to spam me with her achievements in the comments.

[Via Vulture / For more information on Yawncé’s fuckery please click here]