STELLAR China
Every day I punch ‘stellar‘ in hangul into Youtube and click the most recent videos to find out if anything new on Korea’s angels has been uploaded. Today, whilst searching for a subbed version of the clip of Jay Park winning a ‘date’ with STELLAR in a game of basketball, I came across this classy Chinese dance cover of STELLAR’s revolutionary hit, “Marionette.”

The women in the video are supposed to be Chinese, but a couple of them look like butchered Gangnam unnies from all the plastic surgery they’ve had to try and emulate the unattainable beauty of STELLAR. Anyway, it’s not like anybody is looking at their faces as they drop it like it’s hot in nude flesh-toned bodysuits that make the original “Marionette” outfits look like Rihanna’s burqa by comparison.

Now that STELLAR have sexually-liberated and empowered the entire female population of China, there’s now rumours that the country will start unblocking foreign websites like Twitter, Google, and xHamster, and start allowing full freedom of the press. They’re also going to stop supporting North Korea and will no longer throw shade at Tibet. And it’s all thanks to STELLAR.

  • niyahhill

    They have absolutely no ass.And if they are doing plastic surgery they know they could of least bought a ass like really,there ass’s with that drop is painful to watch.

    • really

      * Asses *could have *an *their *asses

      Really?

      • niyahhill

        Hahaha I sleepy when I wrote this.But yes the could of

  • vjx89

    I just LIVE for this song and choreo. I don’t get the hate.

  • UncleFan

    Pretty good, but the only girls who deserve an “A” grade are the ones who didn’t wear panties underneath!

  • James Efron

    i was reading this on a train and almost died at “no longer throw shade at tibet”

  • Vanderwaal

    Iconic. I’d like to know how long it’s going to take until they kick them out of China after this xD

  • Tristan Ward

    ugh… that’s not even sexy it’s just vulgar, which is pretty much what I thought of the Stellar original.

  • John Norman

    xHAMSTER

  • I distinctly remember a recent post about how asian girl bands are more classy than american ones? Lol…. I’m just gonna say it. Hoes be Hoes. Nowww…. as for this video. Queue every middle-aged pedophile pulling on his crayon pop.

    • Lol this is actually just a group of dancers from a dance studio, not a musical group, and they’re grown women they all look to be in their early or mid twenties