Hyosung GNA Secret
After a month of tragedy and mourning, the K-pop industry is finally back in action as of this week. We already saw EXO aka EXCREMENT aka EXZzzzzzz release “Overdose (On Valium),” as well as the return of plastic vocal goddess Baek Ji Young to remind us all that she’s the only K-diva in the game that can make a by-the-numbers K-drama ballad sound amazing. Things are about to get even better on May 12 when two junior K-divas, SECRET’s Hyosung and nothing’s Flop.NA, go head-to-head on the charts with their new singles.

Both ladies dropped their official music video teasers today, and they’re fucking flawless. Well, one of them is — the other one, not so much.

Flop.NA’s teaser looks like Cube couldn’t be fucked putting any effort into her after the stunning “Oops!” tanked, so they just went and reused A Pink’s “My My” set and called it a day. I should also mention that the song’s title seems to have been changed from “Pretty Lingerie” to the boring “G.NA’s Secret,” which is clearly a calculated move from Cube to get Flop.NA’s song in the search rankings since come May 12 every man in Korea will be punching “secret hyosung” into Nate and Naver.

While Flop.NA’s teaser is a bust, Hyosung’s teaser takes you on an erotic journey through a mysterious land of sensuality and hedonism where all your innermost desires will be unleashed. Hyo also flashes her big boobs and kisses somebody with a gigantic diamond in her mouth, which alone is enough to guarantee her the No. 1 slot on next year’s FHM top 100.

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Having G.NA and Hyosung release new songs on the same day is even more fun when you remember that they both started off in the same group together. As we know, the legendary Five Girls disbanded before debut, leaving Flop.NA to go on as a guilty pleasure pop star that you only stan for in secret and publicly like ironically, while Hyosung went on to join one of the greatest Korean girl groups of all time and become the nation’s No. 1 sexy icon.

It is what it is.

  • KingBeaArthur

    I’m torn:
    -Hyo gets points for a stellar teaser, but loses points for not featuring any of the trap elements of the song! Don’t tell me it’s a ‘trap lullaby’ then not give me a taste!!!!!!

    -G loses points for the throwaway nature of the set & concept, but gains a few since I actually like the sound of the song and she’s never looked better!

    • I actually thought G.NA looked a mess and I secretly stan for her. She looked like an ahjumma doing an A Pink concept. I don’t think this image will work for her this comeback but we’ll see. Her fans are weird u never know what they want from her lol

      • KingBeaArthur

        Oh no: the concept is a mess! She’s the LAST singer that needs to be doing aegyo! But this is the best she’s personally looked to me (which isn’t saying much).

        But how ironic is it CUBE cover her chest up the one time she’s going up against Hyosung! This could have been the clash of them thangs!!!

        • I hope this teaser is a bait n switch and the real MV is G.NA prancing around in her pretty lingerie lmao

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  • ICONI3

    I haven’t liked a vaG.Na single since….the Keyshia Cole rip offf.

    I’m excited for Hyosung, shit I’m just excited kpop is back.

    • William Love

      vaG.Na… YES that is the best thing i’ve heard all day

  • JammySmoochie

    Battle of the Titties just got real! #TeamHyosung all the way! Couldn’t care less for G.NO.

  • T-ara the best

    boobs aside, great to see them still making some noise

  • T-ara the best

    my most wanted set of boobs

  • Db

    That font in the G.Na teaser is atrocious.

  • UncleFan

    I think G.NA’s voice is better suited for country music, but I’m not sure there’s a market for that in Korea.

  • Vanderwaal

    G.Na needs another Banana kind of song to become relevant again (but without the censorship and stuff), while I think Hyosung will do pretty well with her debut. I’m more excited to see Hyoboobs though, even if I’ve liked G.Na since like 2011 or so xD

  • Chaddy

    Why are you saying that G.na’s teaser is a flop youre so bad for saying that we even havnt seen the full mv…dahhhh G.na and Hyosung are best friends they dont even look at this as a comeptition.

  • JustJam

    Both former members of Five Girls are releasing their own solo material. I do have a feeling that G.Na’s new comeback single could flop like Opps and Top Girl. Seems like she’s trying to make another Black & White 2.0 happen. What she needs is an edgy and fierce title track like So Hot.