SORRY BUT I’M ALREADY KIND OF OVER JIYEON’S SOLO NOW.
My No. 2 female bias in all of K-pop after Narsha –the one and only sex symbol, actress, singer, dancer, model, cheerleader, princess, angel, icon, Beyonce slayer, ullzang, motorcycle, yo-yo dieter, Kikwang jump-off, gummy smiler, Dazzling Red diva, Korean Kate Upton, and ilbe goddess known as HYOSUNG– is going solo!
I can’t believe this unworthy unholy nation of soulless sinners is about to be blessed with this beautiful gift from SECRET!
Hyosung’s solo will be produced by Duble Sidekick, who did Girl’s Day’s “Something,” SISTAR’s “Give It To Me,” and is behind Jiyeon’s upcoming album.
Back when I listened to lots of Western pop I absolutely despised folk like RedOne recycling all their beats, but when it comes to K-pop I just can’t get enough of it. I want to BATHE in identical-sounding Brave Brothers and Duble Sidekick songs until the day I die. (Which will be as soon as Jiyeon and Hyosung’s singles drop and slay me to death.)
I know some people are concerned about Hyosung’s move to finally snatch her crown as the Beyonce/Diana Ross of K-pop, but I know that this solo debut will be utterly perfect for three reasons:
1) Hyosung is amazing and everything she does is flawless.
2) SECRET’s amazing and everything they do is flawless.
3) Song Jieun already went solo and it was flawless.
There’s no release date for Her Name Is Hyosung… just yet, but it probably won’t be out until mid-May at the very earliest. Hopefully it won’t overlap with Jiyeon too much, because I really don’t want to be forced to choose between my faves like that one time in late 2011 when Wonder Girls, Girls’ Generation, SECRET, and T-ara all made comebacks at once.
I’ve been a bit bored of K-pop the past month or two but things are about to get real slayworthy. K-diva madness with Jiyeon, Hyosung, IU, and Hyomin, and then G.NA’s next desperate flop comeback to laugh at… yass!