Avril Lavigne Hello Kitty Music Video
With over 172,000 copies sold in Japan so far, Avril Lavigne’s self-titled album has sold more in The Land Of The AKB48 than it has in America. This is just further proof of Japan’s exquisite taste in music, which was also demonstrated by the strong reception to the flawless hot ass fucking mess that is ARTFLOP.

To repay the Japanese people for their loyalty, Avril has released a music video for that strange Catwoman-quoting song about her pussy, “Hello Kitty.”

Looking like the sexy lovechild of Barbie and Skrillex that grew up to become a Japanese hooker, Avril basically spends the whole video trotting around Tokyo and getting drunk on sake.

It’s so fucking great. The low budget, stop motion-y whatever effects, and complete lack of plot are perfection. The only thing that could possibly make this any better is if it was an official remix starring and featuring Miley Cyrus.

You can watch “Hello Kitty” in HQ over at Avrilegend’s official website, because clearly she’s too cool for VEVO premieres. Otherwise, there’s a shitty illegal Youtube rip below.

Update: “Hello Kitty” has finally made its way to VEVO.