Eunjung Jiyeon 2014
If you’re a dickless T-ara hater that’s been rooting for their disbandment since July 2012, then please exit this post right now. It’s just a friendly warning from me to y’all, as I suspect that any T-antis will become suicidal upon reading about T-ara’s latest career achievements, and since I’m such a kind-hearted person who feels sympathy for even the lowest forms of life (i.e. T-antis), I wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to anyone.

First of all, Eunjung –aka the Meryl Streep of Korea– is considering blessing us all with her acting talents by returning to the silver screen. The lesbonic beauty has been approached by some director to star in a new movie alongside her We Got Married babe of a husband Lee Jang-woo and trending hottie Son Ho-jun, who most people either know from his role on Reply 1994, his feature in T-ara’s legendary “Do You Know Me?” MV, or for his friendship with my baby daddy Yunho.

Should Eunjung choose to accept this role if she deems it worthy of her time and talent, then there’s no doubt that the film will become the biggest Korean box office sensation since The Thieves and Architecture 101. If you remember correctly, Eunjungie and Lee Jang-woo oppa were one of We Got Married’s most beloved couples until Hwayoung was a cry baby bitch, and then hatin’ ass Koreans suddenly split them up and pretended like the country’s golden couple never even existed.

Woojung kiss

Meanwhile, Cycloptic diva Jiyeon has just dropped the official tracklisting for her upcoming solo mini-album, NEVER EVER. It’s only three tracks, which is a good sign; Song Jieun’s Hope Torture single had three songs, and they were all fucking amazing.

Here are the tracks and translated descriptions:

  • “1MIN 1SEC” – Medium-tempo song with the rain sounds and lyrical melody and lyrics. With lyrics that express her feelings that she can never give up on towards her beloved man, she’s come to express her desperate feelings of not being able to live without him even if for 1min 1sec, as the song is titled.
  • “Yeuido Cherry Blossom” – A warm and bright song that suits for a spring with a warm weather. With cute lyrics and a melody that’s relaxing to listen to, you may look forward to the vocals that are different from the mood of the title track.
  • “Puppet” – It might have tempo to it but it’s also chic with sad lyrics and a minor melody.

I see Jiyeon is coming for Sunmi’s “24 Hours” crown with “1MIN 1MSEC,” preparing to surpass Busker Busker’s “Cherry Blossom Ending” with “Yeuido Cherry Blossom,” and will continue down the path of STELLAR’s “Marionette” with “Puppet.”

NEVER EVER drops on the 30th, which will give it an almost two week head-start on Hyosung’s Duble Sidekick-produced solo album. Thank god the two new princesses of pop won’t be overlapping too much so I can stan properly for both of them.


Jiyeon Tom Tom's Coffee

[Via Tiara Diadem]

 

  • Johnnyyy

    “Medium-tempo song” – honestly i was hoping for a serious club smasher but i’m sure it’ll be fine

    • well… that would be awesome, but when it comes to t-ara KKS rather make whatever else everyone’s doing instead of replacing them as the experimental kweens they really are.

  • Jawadbest ®

    t-ara said in last interview ” we believe the hard time has passed ”

    I believe that too , just if “dickless T-ara hater” mind their own business . t-ara will back to top again.

    i like your post ^^

    thanks

  • JammySmoochie

    That description of 1MIN 1SEC is giving me life. I really hope it exceeds all expectations. Sunmi, watch your back.

  • Your completely objective views of T-ara always bring a smile. I wish you’d stop gaydar-ing Eunjung though, the reality is too much for me to take.

    • We all know Queenjung is another Amber… But I will admit that she did seem genuinely into boys on We Got Married. But then again, she is an iconic award-winning actress…

    • Db

      I refuse to believe she plays for the other team.

  • T-ara the best

    i obviously enjoy the hell out of your post here as usual :-(

  • CaoNiMa

    I really think Jiyeon has a bog chance to succeed …..she is a fanboys magnet !

  • is it just me or this month is taking FOREVER? i weekly check out the k-pop releases and jesus christ NOTHING really exciting has been coming out! i can’t wait for the 30th not only because of this sure-to-be perfection of a solo debut, but also because k-pop’s SUCKING THIS MONTH!

    • heart2heart

      As a Block B fan I can say the only thing good about this comeback is Park Kyung using a whip. He can whip me any time, damn.

      Other than that, this song is shit and most Block B fans are still eating it up. Idiots.

      • lol i’m not a block b stan but i really like nallina and the other song they released before the sue thing against stardom

        • heart2heart

          I live for Nililli Mambo. They actually have a lot of good songs but this one is crap.

  • Nicole Naeun

    This cute couple wasn’t destroyed by T-ara scandals. It was because Lee Jang Woo oppa caught by Dispatch or something having a relationship with some slut WHILE doing WGM with Eunjung unnie. Ya’ll know netizens can’t differentiate reality show and reality.

    Though I have half-love-half-hate relationship with Lee Jang Woo oppa (bastard played Eunjung unnie but damn he’s so hot I can’t help), I can’t wait the return of Oscar-winning “White: the Curse of Melody” leading actress Ham Eunjung unnie!

    And YASSS @ Jiyeon’s “mini album” tracklist! Tho she better watch it cuz I have this feeling Hyosung will snatch the title of solo kween!

  • KingBeaArthur

    Happy for Eunjung Streep’s possible return to the silver screen, but the lack of Hyomin updates is upsetting :l

  • nick