GRL Wild Wild Love
ROBIN ANTIN AND PITBULL, WHY WON’T YOU BOTH JUST DIE ALREADY!?

Why does this group look like a bunch of cheap selfie-taking aspiring Maxim models you could find posted in any nightclub in Nevada, West Hollywood, or The Valley?

Why is the song so horrible and generic?

Why is Robin Antin still the only person making girl groups in the States?

How is it that STELLAR’s “Marionette” –easily the cheapest, tackiest, most low-rent and legendary thing in Korea– still has more class than G.R.L.’s discography?

Someone please revive Nikki 16Electrik Red, and Rich Girl before I kill mahself.