T-ara may have been responsible for one of the biggest flops of 2013 with their underrated masterpiece, “What Should I Do?,” but they’ve still managed to find other ways to suck the fillers from Koreans’ plastic faces with their flawlessness.

Goddess Eunjung –world famous for her award-winning acting in White: The Curse of The Melody, her Mariah-like vocal runs in “Falling U,” and for having the thickest thighs in showbiz– teamed up with 5dolls stylist Hyomin last week to deliver the most defining Immortal Song performance since whatever the hell the last thing Narsha did was.

T-ARA69 performed a slutty version of some old trot song, and they heated up the stage so severely that they reversed menopause for every ancient ahjumma in the audience. Even Hyomin repeatedly telling the audience to “crap” wasn’t enough to stop the slayage of K-pop’s new lesbian power couple.

Besides T-ARA69’s blinding beauty and stage presence, what I loved about this was that we got to hear that Hyomin can actually sing and do stuff. Besides loyal QUEEN’S, I don’t think many people realize that Hyomin is talented outside of just putting together epic airport fashion.

Now, I would never want T-ara to stop doing their signature singing style of blending all the voices together until they’re one indistinguishable blob to everybody except QUEEN’S, but it’d be nice to highlight their individual skills some more. T-ara N4 needs to be disbanded ASAP if it hasn’t already, and be replaced with a Eunjung and Hyomin unit –tentatively titled T-ARA69 until an official name is selected– that focuses on vocals and mature sexy concept. (A lesbian t.A.T.u. concept would be much appreciated.)

Anyway, T-ARA69 >>>>> SISTAR19, INFINITE-H, GD&TOP, Davichi, Trouble Maker, 2YOON, etc.

  • KingBeaArthur

    I’m pissed T-ara aren’t thrown songs that fit their voices better! They all can sing really well (even Qri – I wouldn’t bump her up to lead vocalist anytime soon, but she isn’t horrible by any means).

    This performance was BLISTERING!!! I hope KKS stumbles across this post and makes this sub unit happen asap!

      • t-errorist

        omfg @1:19. i’m dying.

      • byoing~byoing.

        I can’t believe you didn’t post this flawless piece of singing?!
        Qri & Boram are that relevant they don’t even need hwayoung on stage even when Boram picked her to rap with them.


      • Josh Chinnery

        The I Go Crazy Because Of You sections of this video are a flawless reminder of why that is the best T-ARA song evar, in my not so humble opinion

  • Suzy Sooyoung

    ICONIC VIDEO! I really love this lesbian power couple, they slayed vocally and their sexiness was over the roof!

  • satou

    jacques, i think hyomin exclaiming “crap! crap! crap!” is to illustrate the huge dump she just did on every other girl group in korea

  • 364Leinad

    Extremly weave snatching, but my absolute favourite Gayo Daejun moment still has to be when the five Kweens of Asia all came together to utterly slay everything known to man


  • t-errorist

    Slayomin is so underrated. She needs to do more solo projects so that she has a lengthy accolades list like Thunderthighsjung. ♥


  • OMG! eunjung and hyomin on immortal song?! i’m appalled [and hugely excited] that ccm let them sing!

  • Josh Chinnery

    I need a studio version of this, pronto!! I actually hate how CCM does T-ARA and all their other groups by blending their voices together into an indistinct drone; it’s annoying when you can hear how each voice has been cleaned up separately (it’s really bad in Number 9 and What Should I Do). It’s also nice to know that more than two of the members have some real vocal ability; even though it ultimately doesn’t matter, it’s still nice to know XD This performance slays everything and now that I know that Hyomin can actually sing, I want moar (girl is rivaling my love for Sunny and that ain’t no small thing).