I don’t have the time nor the interest to catch up on all the SBS Gayo Daejun performances, but you best believe that when I woke up this morning the first one I hit up YouTube for was Lee Hyori’s joint stage with CL. There was no way I was gonna skip Miss Korea performing with her dongsaeng and undisputed future of pop music, baddest female CL!
These two queens started off by copying Brown Eyed Girls’ “Kill Bill” concept with a spaghetti western remix of Hyori’s “Bad Girls,” before seguing into a hip-hop version. CL murdered every bitch in Asia with her rapping, while Hyori showed that she’s still the hottest woman in K-pop after all these years.
Things really took off when it was CL’s turn to do “The Baddest Female.” This Kween left me gasping for air with her SWAG and plagiarized “I Got a Boy” helicopter hair whipping. Then Hyori stepped back out and started popping her pussy and bouncing her tig ol’ biddies and it was GAME OVER.
Every time I see CL out on stage shutting shit down I silently scream to myself, “WHY ISN’T SHE A GLOBAL STAR BY NOW! BITCH SLAYS NICKI AND BEY!” YG should at least slap her on an A$AP Rocky or Big Sean single or something. Wouldn’t that be amazing?
Anyway, get yo’ life to these two deities below.