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The past few months have been so lovely and serene without any new Beyonce music to stink the place up. It was like a gift from the gods every time her big comeback project received another push back and delay (and there certainly were many). But unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, so I’m here to regretfully inform you all that Mrs. Sharter is almost ready to release her new single.

It gets worse.

According to NY Daily News, the “Run The World” flopstress is pushing out her next turd on December 3 — the same day that Britney Jean hits stores!

Not Mrs. Sharter trying to outshine The Holy Spearit…

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Check out the official (and fairly sensationalized) report from the Daily News below.

With Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus all behind much-hyped fall releases, Bey is planning to step up and knock them all out of the spotlight with new top-secret music she recorded a few weeks ago.

Beyoncé decided to wait until early December so her single will come out right after Gaga, Katy and Miley release their albums. It’s all because she wants everyone to know exactly who the queen is, a source tells Confidenti@l.

Bey had planned to put out a big song in early 2013, but kept pushing it back when she realized she wasn’t going to have any real competition on the charts. Then she got wind of the jam-packed fall release calendar and dreamed up her pop-world power move.

“Many in the music industry have gotten intel that Beyoncé will put out a single in the fourth quarter, some time from late November to early December,” our insider says. “It’s an official single and it’s timed perfectly to push out all the others. It will be out before the end of the year.”

Our source adds that Ole Music Publishing in Nashville is working its magic and will hand the “massive” song over to Columbia Records — Bey’s label. Pepsi bankrolled the whole project.

Insiders tell us the track and video will land on Dec. 3.

Oh hell, NO.

This tired ass lyin’-about-her-age has-been is not coming for Godney’s ratty weave with this tacky cheap shot. And on what planet is Beyonce supposed to outshine Miley, Gaga, and Katy with a December single release? This washed-up soft drink spokesmodel delayed her comeback all year because the competition was too strong, and now she’s paid some desperate House of Deréon intern three nickels to leak a spun story to the Daily News claiming that she’s purposely trying to play with the big dogs. It ain’t 2008, honey. Bey isn’t one of pop’s A-listers any more. Britney’s the only one she can compete with now, and even that’s gonna be a stretch.

But really, trying to overshadow Britney’s album is a low blow, even by Beyonce’s rock bottom standards. A bit of common courtesy between pop divas would be nice, but then again, we are talking about the same woman who stabbed her so-called “sisters” in the back just to make a solo career for herself. Right?

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