Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball SNL
Lame people with no brains and unfulfilling sex lives love to criticize every move Miley Cyrus makes, but not even the staunchest hater can accuse her of not being able to sing. At least, they won’t be able to after seeing her slayage from this weekend’s Saturday Night Live.

Legend M blew the roof off SNL with a huuuge performance of her No. 1 hit, “Wrecking Ball.” The undisputed power ballad of 2013 sounds even better live than the studio recording, with more of Miley’s rich vocal character and emotion coming through.

Milegend followed the powerful performance up with an acoustic rendition of “We Can’t Stop.” She sounded great (duh), and had a little person on guitar just to keep the media talkin’.

Smart, savvy, and talented. When will your fave?

In other news, Legend M’s iMpaCt is now so enormous that it’s created a spiritual twerking craze (“Sperking” for short) down under.

Psychic TV is an amazingly awful Aussie late night show in which frauds claiming to be psychics, clairvoyants, and “colour therapists” steal money from old ladies and stupid people for $5.45 a minute. They recently started doing celebrity readings, and when it came time to do Hannah Montana’s, the washed-up queen who occasionally hosts the show started “sperking” with one of the “psychics”. I’m not quite sure what the difference between sperking and twerking is, all I know is that I never want to see either of them ever again.