I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say that today’s push back of Paris Hilton’s “Good Time” was nothing short of a tragedy, but thankfully Britney Spears is here to salvage what’s left of this miserable day with the music video for her will.i.am remix, “Work Bitch.”
The whole thing is a bit of a fan’s wet dream, because not only does Britney look crazy hot (literally the best she’s looked since “My Prerogative”), but she also looks like a normal healthy human being (shocking, I know!). The vacant disconnect from the Femme Fatale era (generally referred to as the dreaded “dead eyes”) is gone, and now Britney finally resembles a regular sexy pop star filming a regular sexy music video.
Team Britney is still trying to trick everyone into believing that Empress B’s still a good dancer by using super quick cuts every time there’s a choreography break, but at least they had more to work with this time around than they did on the last few albums.
The rest of the video is just a string of random “fierce” things strung together to sell tickets to Britney’s Vegas residency, which appears to be the entire goal behind album No. 8. You can’t say that The Holy Spearit’s handlers aren’t good at making MAJOR money, and since they’ve finally taken on a project that Britney seems genuinely interested in for once (i.e. not X Factor or a gruelling world tour), I’m not gonna complain.
Here’s a little list of the things that stood out the most from the “Work Bitch” video!
Bangin’ bod serving ‘In The Zone’ realness
Rihanna’s “S&M” did it better but whatevs
Someone please get that queen on the couch outta here
Something for the kids on tumblr
Pretty in pink (and surrounded by sharks)
Has product placement really come to this?
You better plug that Vegas residency, bitch