I lost faith in Britney album covers after the terrifying cut & paste job of Blackout, but I thought that maybe things would change this era.
Instead, we’ve got Britney Jean makin’ half a derp face in what looks like an unusable outtake from an old photoshoot with some Bangerz font stuck over the top.
Why RCA, why?
Meanwhile, somewhere in the galaxy, Lady Gaga has released “a sequence of covers” for her new don’t-call-it-a-single, “Venus.”
Mother Monster looks like a naked Tilda Swinton with a scorpion on her face and a half-eaten bagel top in her mouth.
I’m too scared of the Britney fans to say that I like the artpopsy “Venus” covers more than Britney Derp, so I’ll just say “Mazel tov, bitches!!!” and leave it at that.
Britney’s new Sia-penned single, “Perfume,” comes out on November 5, followed by the new album on December 3. I don’t know when the fuck “Venus” drops, but I’ll be listenin’ when it does.