Poor “Applause” couldn’t top the US iTunes chart, but the reverse buttsexolian experience known as “DO WHATCHA WANT WITH MAH BAH-DEH!” is currently sitting pretty at No. 1.
Slaying with just a promo single! Yass Gaga, YASSS!
Goddess Gaga not only dethroned Lorde, but also beat out Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift’s new singles to reclaim her crown as America’s Queen of Digital Sales.
Instead of poppin’ a bottle of champagne to celebrate her iTunes victory, Mother Monster is said to have laid down on the ground and allowed R. Kelly to pee all over her like she was a 14-year-old girl instead.
Get that pee/digital downloads, Mummy!