Britney Spears Work Bitch
The Holy Spearit has blessed us with the cover art for her latest comeback single, “Work Bitch.” She’s giving me Circus: Vegas Residency Edition realness, and I love it.

“Work Bitch” was jointly produced by will.i.am and the dude who did Nicole Scherzinger’s “Boomerang” — which I know sounds fucking awful, but considering Godney’s unspoiled track record of never releasing a bad single in her life, I’m sure it’ll be amazing.

But enough about the music. I’m still being slayed by the artwork, so I’ve made a list of seven things that the “Work Bitch” cover art shits on.

7. Katy Perry’s 2013 VMAs Performance

Katy Perry Roar VMAs

6. Katy Perry’s “Roar” spending a second week at No. 1 on the Hot 100

Katy Perry Hot 100

5. The “Hold It Against Me” Music Video

Britney Spears Hold It Against Me

4. Lorde’s “Royals”

Lorde Royals

3. G-Dragon Charting On The Billboard 200 With ‘Crap D’Etat’

G-Dragon Missy  Feature

2. The Femme Fatale tour “choreography”

Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour

1. Lady Gaga’s bullshit apology to Legend X

Lady Gaga WWHL