Crayon Pop 2013

And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call its name CRAYON POP: for it shall save the people from their sins.” — Matthew 1:21

It’s been a huge week for Crayon Pop. They’ve topped the Instiz iChart with “Bar Bar Bar,” reached No. 3 on the Gaon chart (and could go higher when the new ranking is unveiled tomorrow), been compared to PSY by The Wall Street Journal, signed a global record deal with Sony Music, and were even featured on Australia’s biggest news website in an article about their growing viral fame.

Now we have two more iconic moments to add to Slayon Pope’s expanding resume of slayage. Last week, they performed on Show Champion, and had none other than T-ara’s Eunjung –aka the most talented and beautiful woman in all of Asia– clumsily busting her way through the straight-five engine dance. The award-winning White: The Melody of The Curse actress even did something that’s never been done before by performing the difficult choreography while sitting down. Media analysts are now predicting that dancing to “Bar Bar Bar” while seated could soon become the hot new trend in Korea, and it’s all thanks to Eunjung.

When will your fave?

On top of Eunjung’s mesmerizing performance, Crayon Pop has officially shaken off their rookie status by beating the shit out of their former floppy girl group rivals — literally! The Holy Kweens of Korea were on Dream Team earlier this month where they faced off against Dal Shabet, Chocolat, and Jewelry in a vicious mud battle championship that saw them emerge victorious after laying waste to their pathetic competition.

You will not believe the shade Serri, Ah Young, and Ga Eun threw when pocket-rocket Soyul obliterated the 7ft Subin, or the heartbreaking tears that Jewelry’s Baby J shed after being wasted by Ellin. However, being the good sports that they are, the tantrums and pressedness from the lesser groups still didn’t stop Gummi from joining Chocolat’s Tia Juliane in the mud pit right after she defeated her, thus proving the noble character of Crayon Pop. Salty Serri could definitely learn a thing or two from the gorgeous Gummi, that’s for sure.

Check out all the action below, and be forever slayed by the Divine Five’s strength and nobility.

Ellin assaults Baby J and makes her cry

Gummi and one of the twins destroy Chocolat after Dal Shabet’s Ga Eun hurts Soyul

Gummi wastes Dal Shabet’s Serri to pay her back for what Ga Eun did to Soyul

David and Goliath: Soyul obliterates the gigantic Subin for the final win!

  • Suzy Sooyoung

    Truly iconic moments from the CRAYON POPE’s bible! <3

    • Kris

      David and Goliath could never…

  • Kris

    Crayon Pop are like the Xenia Warrior Princesses of K-Pop. Slaying the lessors with one song and laying them to waste on the battlefield. When will your fave?

    • Suzy Sooyoung

      omg dead @ Xena LMFAO

  • barbarbar

    And on this weekend music shows like M! Countdown, Mubank, etc., I can see Crayon Pop being nominated for #1. And who knows? Maybe they might win #1 :D

  • t-errorist

    “The award-winning White: The Melody of The Curse actress…”

    DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

    • Nicole Naeun

      THIS! Lmfao!

  • UncleFan

    I’m still trying to get my hands on one of those helmets… it’s really hard to find ones that have the two stripes. Fanboys must have bought them up!

    Hate to see Baby J cry, but there is going to be a whole lot more crying when Slayon Pop hits #1 on a REAL chart. Remember, PSY was cockblocked by Moron 5 and never got higher than #2 on the Billboard Hot 100. Crayon Pope will avenge PSY’s humiliation and lead K-pop to worldwide chart domination.

    • Laurence Nope

      That’s because they just use plain white helmets and apply colored stripes as needed! Staying true to their thrifty DIY punk roots even after becoming rich as fuck.

      http://i.imgur.com/Mq51WV7.jpg

      • UncleFan

        Brilliant! That explains why their stripes always match their outfits.

  • yosafbridge

    If they continue to display this kind of fighting spirit (that they showed in their guerilla performances and on Dream Team), I could see Crayon Pop becoming K-pop superstars.

  • byoing~byoing.

    The best thing ever is when Soyul is all like: “^_^” then absolutely obliterates that girl I don’t care about then precedes to bust out in the iconic BarBarBar pogo/gopher dance as a victory dance.

    It is truly a metaphor for what Slayon Pope is doing to all these now irrelevant bitches in the K-Pop industry.

  • yay

    Sorry to ruin your fun, but actually that’s Julienne from Chocolat in the 2nd clip that pushes crayon pop into the mud :(

    • Oh it is? I don’t really know the Chocolat members very well, two of them look similar and it confuses me haha

      • yay

        It’s only cuz I’m an obsessive fanboy :O (and the guy screaming CHOCOLAAAAT when she wins)
        Julienne is like half italian or something and is the only girl with some meat on her bones, so no wonder she threw crayon pop’s lightweight maknae in the mud :( it was un unfair battle

  • Lee James

    Crayon Pop are fantasticly good. Though I think Jaques’s love for them has ascended to the point now of unconditional worship. They could probably just take a dump on stage and Jaques would herald it as the greatest dance video of the year. (Then again, so might a lot of men, LOL.)

  • gotgotgone

    Why Cant American popstars do this. What I would pay for a Britney vs Beyonce classic southern mud fight.

  • Kaori Lee

    those helmets are so stupid, corny and childish.
    i cant believe these chicks are in their 20s

  • norimix

    Girls+mud.. Never gets old