August 12, 2013 5:41 am .
Katy Perry has a new single called “Roar.”
It sounds like Sara Bareilles’ “Brave.” It sounds like the Teenage Dream album, just with less sugar and more cheese. It’s catchy, but not really in a good way. But also not really in a bad way, either.
Sorry. I tried to care, but it’s just one of those songs that doesn’t evoke much of anything. I won’t change the station when it comes on the radio, though.
Maybe I’ll stan for it one day, but for now this is the best I can do.
Score: A very nonchalant, middle-of-the-road 5/10
Tags: Katy Perry
This post was written by Jacques