Katy Perry Roar

Katy Perry has a new single called “Roar.”

It sounds like Sara Bareilles’ “Brave.” It sounds like the Teenage Dream album, just with less sugar and more cheese. It’s catchy, but not really in a good way. But also not really in a bad way, either.

Sorry. I tried to care, but it’s just one of those songs that doesn’t evoke much of anything. I won’t change the station when it comes on the radio, though.

Maybe I’ll stan for it one day, but for now this is the best I can do.

Score: A very nonchalant, middle-of-the-road 5/10

I don't know GIF