Did anyone catch M! Countdown last night? If you did, you’d have seen the straight FUCKERY that was 2NE1’s electro-flop, “Do You Love Me,” winning first place over Crayon Pop’s almighty “Bar Bar Bar.”
Really, YG? Really, Trash Countdown? A flop song like “Do You Love Me” –which is currently a lowly No. 11 on the Melon real-time music chart– is gonna beat “Bar Bar Bar,” which has been floating up and down the top TWO on Melon for over a week now? REALLY? Did y’all not get the memo that “Bar Bar Bar” is the biggest thing since sliced bread? Did y’all not see the countless Youtube covers, or the international news reports about how it’s next the “Gangnam Style”? Did y’all really think you could try and pretend that “Do You Love Me” –which is shaping up to be the least successful 2NE1 single ever released– would have more digital and streaming points than Crayon Pop?
LET’S SEE YOU FACE CRAYON POP IN A MUD BATTLE YOU GUTLESS FUCKING COWARDS!!! WE’LL SEE WHO WINS FIRST PLACE THEN!!
Sadly, it’s not just 2NE1 and Mnet who are part of the giant conspiracy to stop Crayon Pop from reaching the top. Gaon has just conveniently decided to revamp its chart system, and by doing this, they’ve not only failed to release this week’s chart rankings, but have erased every chart until the final week of June — back when “Bar Bar Bar” was still flopping! “Bar Bar Bar” was in contention to reach No. 1 this week thanks to strong streaming and digital sales, yet all of a sudden Gaon just decides to pull the chart?
IT’S A CRAYON CONSPIRACY, Y’ALL
If the Gaon chart is not updated soon with “Bar Bar Bar’s” rightful position, I’m gonna contact Crayon Pop’s powerful and affluent uncle fans and have them SUE Gaon for this corrupt bullshit.
Luckily, Billboard’s K-pop Hot 100 is still running smoothly, and guess who’s No. 1? No, not 2NE1 — CRAYON POP! “Do You Love Me” debuted at a pathetic No. 2, while “Bar Bar Bar” finally hit the top spot in its sixth week.
No matter how much everyone tries to sabotage the Crayola Kweens, they will always come out on top. Remember that!
THAT SLAYON POPE REIGN JUST WON’T LET UP!