How is Avril Lavigne flopping when her current era is the best thing she’s done since Under My Skin? The music video for “Rock N Roll” is literally God. Fact.

Here’s my current ranking of the major pop girls dropping new albums this year.

Gleaming Gold: Avril Lavigne, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus

Solid Silver: Britney Spears

Rusty Bronze: Katy Perry, Mariah Carey, Rihanna

Coffee-Stained Paper Certificate For Participation: Beyonce

Obviously I didn’t include rookies (Ariana), irrelevants (Jessie J), men (Justin Timerblake), or chicks who already released albums recently-ish (Ke$ha).

Now gimme your rankings in the comments. I’m gonna be psychic and predict Britney will come first for, like, 90% of y’all?