How is Avril Lavigne flopping when her current era is the best thing she’s done since Under My Skin? The music video for “Rock N Roll” is literally God. Fact.
Here’s my current ranking of the major pop girls dropping new albums this year.
Gleaming Gold: Avril Lavigne, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus
Solid Silver: Britney Spears
Rusty Bronze: Katy Perry, Mariah Carey, Rihanna
Coffee-Stained Paper Certificate For Participation: Beyonce
Obviously I didn’t include rookies (Ariana), irrelevants (Jessie J), men (Justin Timerblake), or chicks who already released albums recently-ish (Ke$ha).
Now gimme your rankings in the comments. I’m gonna be psychic and predict Britney will come first for, like, 90% of y’all?