Bestie Pitapat

The three girls that were fired from EXID have teamed up to form a new group called BESTie. “Every Night” turned me into a bit of an EXID stan, but I’m thinking of changing my allegiance after experiencing BESTie’s trashtastic debut single, “Pit-a-Pat.”

It’s a deeply rich and complex song that may not be understood by people who aren’t true music fans, so I’ve broken this masterpiece down into teeny tiny pieces so you peasants will truly be able to comprehend its genius.

The “Pit-a-pat” Formula

SISTAR’s “Push Push.”

SISTAR’s “How Dare You.”

The “come fuck me” sentiment of Dal Shabet’s “Be Ambitious.”

The autotuned eurodance of STELLAR’s underrated classic “UFO.”

Trashy ’90s dance-pop.

Namie Amuro’s “Wild.”

Adele sweeping the Grammys

Equals