Miyavi Secret Music Video

Earlier today I was tossing up whether or not to post Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” music video. I stan for The 20/20 Experience and JT looked like a hot 30-year-old hipster in the clip, but I just don’t have the mental energy today to do the whole Justin Timberlake Vs. Robin Thicke thing. I think I summed up the musical differences between the two quite well in my “Suit & Tie” single review (which I wish I had scored even HIGHER than I did), and as for “Tunnel Vision,” I really don’t wanna sit here and have to think about whether or not JT was just punking the public, simply poking fun at the hysterical comparisons between him and big dick Thicke, or trying to start some #beef by taking shady shots.

So, to avoid all that mess, here’s a different music video with a lot of sexy stuff that we can all watch instead.

The singer’s name is Miyavi, he’s a big J-rock star, and “Secret” is the latest single from his new self-titled album. He sounds like early Prince on this one, grunting and dropping breathy come-ons over grungy funk riffs and jittery drum beats. The lyrics are bedroom-ready (or wherever else you wanna do it), with lines like, “We’ve got the touch of dirty, dirty sweat,” and, “In and out, in and out, just feel the beast.” Synth it up a little bit, and “Secret” could make it onto Miguel’s next album.

There’s a lot of licking and groping going on in the music video, and if you pause it at the right moment, you can almost kinda see the female lead’s snatch. Two chairs also sexually interlock, which is pretty hot if you’re into that kind of thing.

I’m not usually into long-haired guys, but girl, I would give it up to Miyavi in a second after seeing this clip.