Acting Prodigy Eunjung Considers Movie Comeback, Pop Icon Jiyeon Releases Album Tracklist
April 17, 2014 5:26 am Published by . Comments

Eunjung Jiyeon 2014 If you're a dickless T-ara hater that's been rooting for their disbandment since July 2012, then please exit this post right now. It's just a friendly warning from me to y'all, as I suspect that any T-antis will become suicidal upon reading about T-ara's latest career achievements, and since I'm such a kind-hearted person who feels sympathy for even the lowest forms of life (i.e. T-antis), I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to anyone.

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Ace Wilder’s “Busy Doin’ Nothin’” Is My Spirit Animal
April 15, 2014 9:03 am Published by . Comments

Ace Wilder Busy Doin Nothin I absolutely loathe the term "spirit animal." I hate it when young self-congratulatory music writers use it, and I hate it when pop culture-obsessed homosexuals use it. Since I'm basically both of those things, I really fucking hate myself right now for using it to describe Ace Wilder's "Busy Doin' Nothin'," but there was simply nothing better than that irritating clichéd web slang to express just what this song means to me.

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