Avrilegend Lavigne Releases ‘Hello Kitty’ Music Video, Proves Japan Has Superior Taste To America
April 22, 2014 8:53 am . Comments
With over 172,000 copies sold in Japan so far, Avril Lavigne's self-titled album has sold more in The Land Of The AKB48 than it has in America. This is just further proof of Japan's exquisite taste in music, which was also demonstrated by the strong reception to the flawless hot ass fucking mess that is ARTPOP.Read More →
Acting Prodigy Eunjung Considers Movie Comeback, Pop Icon Jiyeon Releases Album Tracklist
April 17, 2014 5:26 am . Comments
If you're a dickless T-ara hater that's been rooting for their disbandment since July 2012, then please exit this post right now. It's just a friendly warning from me to y'all, as I suspect that any T-antis will become suicidal upon reading about T-ara's latest career achievements, and since I'm such a kind-hearted person who feels sympathy for even the lowest forms of life (i.e. T-antis), I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to anyone.Read More →
SECRET’s Hyosung Coming For Jiyeon’s Wig With Duble Sidekick Solo Debut
April 16, 2014 11:56 am . Comments
SORRY BUT I'M ALREADY KIND OF OVER JIYEON'S SOLO NOW.Read More →
Ace Wilder’s “Busy Doin’ Nothin’” Is My Spirit Animal
April 15, 2014 9:03 am . Comments
I absolutely loathe the term "spirit animal." I hate it when young self-congratulatory music writers use it, and I hate it when pop culture-obsessed homosexuals use it. Since I'm basically both of those things, I really fucking hate myself right now for using it to describe Ace Wilder's "Busy Doin' Nothin'," but there was simply nothing better than that irritating clichéd web slang to express just what this song means to me.Read More →
Jiyeon Partners With Burger King For Solo Debut… YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER!!!
April 14, 2014 11:46 am . Comments
The TARA-HOLIC app just updated with this photo of Jiyeon serving ballet Burger King realness.
The photo was accompanied by this translated caption: "A new song for Jiyeon's 1st solo debut is partner of Burger King."
HOLD ME BECAUSE I'M SCREAMING FROM THIS SLAYAGE LIKE AN EDVARD MUNCH PAINTING.Read More →